Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

7.3 The Dursleys Departing

The Dursleys and Harry bid each other adieu, though not quite as tearfully as Hestia and Dedalus (aka the Order’s D-Squad) predicted. Awkward moments...

  • Sorting Hat: The Hunger Games
    July 13, 2019

    Sorting Hat: The Hunger Games

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mary Kwiatkowski (@FrailMary) and the Sorting Reaping Ball...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 8, 2019

    7.2 In Memoriam

    As Harry makes his way through his trunk and reads his newspaper, he is also forced to reckon with the fact that he is...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 1, 2019

    7.1 The Dark Lord Ascending

    Martha relives an embarrassing stream of Facebook videos, Alice reveals that she does not really care about Charity Burbage, and both sisters get a...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

7.3 The Dursleys Departing

The Dursleys and Harry bid each other adieu, though not quite as tearfully as Hestia and Dedalus (aka the Order’s D-Squad) predicted. Awkward moments...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 8, 2019

    7.2 In Memoriam

    As Harry makes his way through his trunk and reads his newspaper, he is also forced to reckon with the fact that he is...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 1, 2019

    7.1 The Dark Lord Ascending

    Martha relives an embarrassing stream of Facebook videos, Alice reveals that she does not really care about Charity Burbage, and both sisters get a...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    June 17, 2019

    6.30 The White Tomb

    We’ve reached the end of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, or as we like to call it, Harry Potter and Snape. Is the...

Special Topics

Sorting Hat: The Hunger Games

Sorting Hat: The Hunger Games

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mary Kwiatkowski (@FrailMary) and the Sorting Reaping Ball...

  • June 15, 2019

    The 2019 Father’s Day Special

    Alice and Martha are joined by the Real Weird Dad to sort an assortment of fictional dads, and then joined by another very special...

  • Mother's Day Special
    May 12, 2019

    The 2019 Mother’s Day Special

    Two very special and long-awaited guests join Alice and Martha to celebrate Mother’s Day. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    March 31, 2019

    6.19 Elf Tales

    Two real weirdos are back to talk about tales of elves — all 399 of them! That number is certainly significant, though not quite...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Sorting Hat: The Hunger Games

Sorting Hat: The Hunger Games

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mary Kwiatkowski (@FrailMary) and the Sorting Reaping Ball...

  • Sorting Hat: U.S. Presidents
    February 16, 2019

    Sorting Hat: U.S. Presidents

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Amanda Frickle and Uncle Sam’s Sorting Hat to...

  • Sorting Hat: Friends
    December 13, 2018

    Sorting Hat: Friends

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Erin Mallory Long (@erinmallorylong), Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham), and the Sorting Turkey...

  • Mean Girls Sorting
    October 3, 2018

    Sorting Hat: Mean Girls

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Spring Fling Crown to...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Movie Review

This may be J.K. Rowling’s favorite film of the series (we have some theories as to why that is), but it is certainly none...

Reactions

The Real Weird Sisters

A Very Potter Musical: The Real Weird Sisters React

The time has finally come! Alice has finally watched A Very Potter Musical and is here to share all of her thoughts with Martha. Thank you...