Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

4.12 The Triwizard Tournament

After twelve long weeks, we are finally back in the Hogwarts castle and all is right with the world! Martha’s impressions abound as the...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    August 14, 2017

    4.11 Aboard the Hogwarts Express

    Alice and Martha recap Chapter 11 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, AKA the story of “The Boy Who Cried Dark Wizard.”...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    August 7, 2017

    4.10 Mayhem at the Ministry

    Alice and Martha debate which Weasley is Mrs. Weasley’s favorite, discuss the power of the press in Harry Potter, and complain about Percy… but...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 31, 2017

    4.9 The Dark Mark

    You-Know-Who’s mark has been cast in the sky… and yes, Harry, when we say You-Know-Who, we mean Voldemort. Alice and Martha question the emergency...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

4.12 The Triwizard Tournament

After twelve long weeks, we are finally back in the Hogwarts castle and all is right with the world! Martha’s impressions abound as the...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    August 14, 2017

    4.11 Aboard the Hogwarts Express

    Alice and Martha recap Chapter 11 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, AKA the story of “The Boy Who Cried Dark Wizard.”...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    August 7, 2017

    4.10 Mayhem at the Ministry

    Alice and Martha debate which Weasley is Mrs. Weasley’s favorite, discuss the power of the press in Harry Potter, and complain about Percy… but...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 31, 2017

    4.9 The Dark Mark

    You-Know-Who’s mark has been cast in the sky… and yes, Harry, when we say You-Know-Who, we mean Voldemort. Alice and Martha question the emergency...

Special Topics

Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

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    March 16, 2017

    Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

  • February 2, 2017

    Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

  • How I Met Your Mother Logo
    March 16, 2017

    Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

  • February 2, 2017

    Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider...

Reactions

Fantastic Beasts Reaction

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...