Episodes

Game of Thrones Sorting

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    September 18, 2017

    4.16 The Goblet of Fire

    The sisters swap stories of being almost as awkward as Ron around famous people, battle for best (or worst) Fleur impression, and get grossed...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    September 11, 2017

    4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

    Before they even have a chance to mispronounce foreign schools’ names, Alice and Martha get bogged down in the linguistic trenches of Harry Potter...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    September 4, 2017

    4.14 The Unforgivable Curses

    This week, Martha is joined by a hoarse Alice to discuss the intricacies of Mad-Eye Moody’s mad eye, the fine line between Mad-Eye and...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

4.16 The Goblet of Fire

The sisters swap stories of being almost as awkward as Ron around famous people, battle for best (or worst) Fleur impression, and get grossed...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    September 11, 2017

    4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

    Before they even have a chance to mispronounce foreign schools’ names, Alice and Martha get bogged down in the linguistic trenches of Harry Potter...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    September 4, 2017

    4.14 The Unforgivable Curses

    This week, Martha is joined by a hoarse Alice to discuss the intricacies of Mad-Eye Moody’s mad eye, the fine line between Mad-Eye and...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    August 28, 2017

    4.13 Mad-Eye Moody

    One of the grossest chapters in all of Harry Potter, including newborn Blast-Ended Skrewts, bubotuber pus, and Hermione scarfing down her food at breakneck...

Special Topics

Game of Thrones Sorting

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort...

  • Bachelorette Episode
    September 1, 2017

    Hermione Granger and the Final Rose

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_) to cast and imagine a...

  • May 18, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Game of Thrones Sorting

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort...

  • May 18, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

  • How I Met Your Mother Logo
    March 16, 2017

    Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider...

Reactions

Fantastic Beasts Reaction

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...