Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

4.8 The Quidditch World Cup

​Even though this chapter is all about SPORTS, Alice and Martha do their best to address everything non-sports-related in the chapter. This includes but...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 17, 2017

    4.7 Bagman and Crouch

    Alice and Martha discuss kilts, ponchos, and thigh-length galoshes; share their love of Archie the old wizard; and get confused talking about the number...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 10, 2017

    4.6 The Portkey

    ​Alice and Martha engage in lively discussion of sleep schedules, the various forms of transportation in the wizarding world, and the hotness level of...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 3, 2017

    4.5 Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

    You may not have heard this episode before, but if you’re anything like Harry, you’ll know immediately what chapter we’re here to talk about....

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

4.8 The Quidditch World Cup

​Even though this chapter is all about SPORTS, Alice and Martha do their best to address everything non-sports-related in the chapter. This includes but...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 17, 2017

    4.7 Bagman and Crouch

    Alice and Martha discuss kilts, ponchos, and thigh-length galoshes; share their love of Archie the old wizard; and get confused talking about the number...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 10, 2017

    4.6 The Portkey

    ​Alice and Martha engage in lively discussion of sleep schedules, the various forms of transportation in the wizarding world, and the hotness level of...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    July 3, 2017

    4.5 Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

    You may not have heard this episode before, but if you’re anything like Harry, you’ll know immediately what chapter we’re here to talk about....

Special Topics

Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

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    March 16, 2017

    Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

  • February 2, 2017

    Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

  • How I Met Your Mother Logo
    March 16, 2017

    Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

  • February 2, 2017

    Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider...

Reactions

Fantastic Beasts Reaction

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...