Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

3.13 Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw

​Hello, and welcome to Alice and Martha’s Sports Hour, in which two big sports fans talk about sports! Today’s topic: Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw. Alice...

  • How I Met Your Mother Logo
    March 16, 2017

    Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    March 13, 2017

    3.12 The Patronus

    Expecto Patronum! Conjure up your happiest memory and listen to Alice and Martha critique Hagrid’s unusually good lesson, analyze the magic of dementors and...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    March 6, 2017

    3.11 The Firebolt

    It’s Christmastime at Hogwarts, and you know what that means – Harry, Ron, and Hermione get the castle to themselves and all the free...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

3.13 Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw

​Hello, and welcome to Alice and Martha’s Sports Hour, in which two big sports fans talk about sports! Today’s topic: Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw. Alice...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    March 13, 2017

    3.12 The Patronus

    Expecto Patronum! Conjure up your happiest memory and listen to Alice and Martha critique Hagrid’s unusually good lesson, analyze the magic of dementors and...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    March 6, 2017

    3.11 The Firebolt

    It’s Christmastime at Hogwarts, and you know what that means – Harry, Ron, and Hermione get the castle to themselves and all the free...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    February 27, 2017

    3.10 The Marauder’s Map

    ​No underage wizards allowed in today! (Just kidding.) Alice and Martha analyze the magic of the Marauder’s Map and question the implications of the...

Special Topics

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Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

  • February 2, 2017

    Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate...

  • Big Brother: Wizarding World
    December 23, 2016

    Big Brother: Wizarding World

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Jordan Parhar of Big Brother Canada 3 (@jordanparhar) to cast...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    December 19, 2016

    Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets Movie Review

    The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Daniel Erenberg (@LowStakesDaniel). Be...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

How I Met Your Mother Logo

Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

  • February 2, 2017

    Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate...

  • Baby-Sitters Club Sorting Hat
    October 7, 2016

    Sorting Hat: The Baby-Sitters Club

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring of The Baby-Sitters Club...

  • September 22, 2016

    Sorting Hat: Stranger Things

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Jeremiah Panhorst (@jpanhorst) and the Sorting Helmet to...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Daniel Erenberg (@LowStakesDaniel). Be...

Reactions

Fantastic Beasts Reaction

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...