Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

4.25 The Egg and the Eye

From Myrtle to Mrs. Norris to Mad-Eye, it’s hard to figure out which eye JK is really referring to with this chapter title. Nevertheless,...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    November 13, 2017

    4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop

    Alice and Martha pick apart every aspect of the OG #FakeNews promoter, Rita Skeeter herself, and get a little too excited talking about Professor/Queen...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    November 6, 2017

    4.23 The Yule Ball

    ​Dobby impressions abound in this extra-long Christmassy episode! Listen to this episode if you are interested in Alice and Martha’s favorite colors, Martha’s mouth...

  • Hocus Pocus Sorting Hat
    October 31, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

    Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

4.25 The Egg and the Eye

From Myrtle to Mrs. Norris to Mad-Eye, it’s hard to figure out which eye JK is really referring to with this chapter title. Nevertheless,...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    November 13, 2017

    4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop

    Alice and Martha pick apart every aspect of the OG #FakeNews promoter, Rita Skeeter herself, and get a little too excited talking about Professor/Queen...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    November 6, 2017

    4.23 The Yule Ball

    ​Dobby impressions abound in this extra-long Christmassy episode! Listen to this episode if you are interested in Alice and Martha’s favorite colors, Martha’s mouth...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    October 30, 2017

    4.22 The Unexpected Task

    Giggles abound in one of the silliest chapters of this book as Harry and Ron struggle to find dates for the Yule Ball, Hermione...

Special Topics

Hocus Pocus Sorting Hat

Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch...

  • Game of Thrones Sorting
    September 21, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort...

  • Bachelorette Episode
    September 1, 2017

    Hermione Granger and the Final Rose

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_) to cast and imagine a...

  • May 18, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Hocus Pocus Sorting Hat

Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch...

  • Game of Thrones Sorting
    September 21, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort...

  • May 18, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider...

Reactions

Fantastic Beasts Reaction

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...