Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

4.28 The Madness of Mr. Crouch

This chapter art may not be Alice’s favorite, but the chapter makes up for it with opportunities for plenty of Dobby and Winky impressions,...

  • The Real Weird Hunger Games
    December 9, 2017

    The First Annual Real Weird Hunger Games

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Shandy Lemperle (@shandylemperle) and Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to cast, draft, and...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    December 4, 2017

    4.27 Padfoot Returns

    ​As the title suggests, this chapter features the return of Padfoot… er, Snuffles, that is. It also features highly questionable teaching methods by Snape,...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    November 27, 2017

    4.26 The Second Task

    There is a tragic lack of Hedwig in this chapter, but that doesn’t stop Alice and Martha from paying homage to the great white...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

4.28 The Madness of Mr. Crouch

This chapter art may not be Alice’s favorite, but the chapter makes up for it with opportunities for plenty of Dobby and Winky impressions,...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    December 4, 2017

    4.27 Padfoot Returns

    ​As the title suggests, this chapter features the return of Padfoot… er, Snuffles, that is. It also features highly questionable teaching methods by Snape,...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    November 27, 2017

    4.26 The Second Task

    There is a tragic lack of Hedwig in this chapter, but that doesn’t stop Alice and Martha from paying homage to the great white...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    November 20, 2017

    4.25 The Egg and the Eye

    From Myrtle to Mrs. Norris to Mad-Eye, it’s hard to figure out which eye JK is really referring to with this chapter title. Nevertheless,...

Special Topics

The Real Weird Hunger Games

The First Annual Real Weird Hunger Games

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Shandy Lemperle (@shandylemperle) and Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to cast, draft, and...

  • Hocus Pocus Sorting Hat
    October 31, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

    Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch...

  • Game of Thrones Sorting
    September 21, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort...

  • Bachelorette Episode
    September 1, 2017

    Hermione Granger and the Final Rose

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_) to cast and imagine a...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Hocus Pocus Sorting Hat

Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch...

  • Game of Thrones Sorting
    September 21, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort...

  • May 18, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider...

Reactions

Fantastic Beasts Reaction

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...