Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

6.26 The Cave

Take a deep breath in and enjoy the salty air of the beautiful cliffs and coast. What a wonderful spot to take the orphans...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    May 13, 2019

    6.25 The Seer Overheard

    The creature in Harry’s chest may be gone, but the seeker is overhead as Harry, Ginny, and Harry’s Hungarian Horntail tattoo spend the last...

  • Mother's Day Special
    May 12, 2019

    The 2019 Mother’s Day Special

    Two very special and long-awaited guests join Alice and Martha to celebrate Mother’s Day. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    May 6, 2019

    6.24 Sectumpsempra

    This chapter includes one of Harry’s — sorry, “Roonil’s” — lowest points in the series, but also some very positive moments for other characters,...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

6.26 The Cave

Take a deep breath in and enjoy the salty air of the beautiful cliffs and coast. What a wonderful spot to take the orphans...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    May 13, 2019

    6.25 The Seer Overheard

    The creature in Harry’s chest may be gone, but the seeker is overhead as Harry, Ginny, and Harry’s Hungarian Horntail tattoo spend the last...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    May 6, 2019

    6.24 Sectumpsempra

    This chapter includes one of Harry’s — sorry, “Roonil’s” — lowest points in the series, but also some very positive moments for other characters,...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    April 29, 2019

    6.23 Horcruxes

    Finally, with Slughorn’s original memory in hand, Dumbledore can tell Harry the truth. 100% of it! There’s nothing, absolutely nothing, that he’s keeping from...

Special Topics

Mother's Day Special

The 2019 Mother’s Day Special

Two very special and long-awaited guests join Alice and Martha to celebrate Mother’s Day. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    March 31, 2019

    6.19 Elf Tales

    Two real weirdos are back to talk about tales of elves — all 399 of them! That number is certainly significant, though not quite...

  • Sorting Hat: U.S. Presidents
    February 16, 2019

    Sorting Hat: U.S. Presidents

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Amanda Frickle and Uncle Sam’s Sorting Hat to...

  • The 2018 Real Weird Holiday Special
    December 22, 2018

    The 2018 Real Weird Holiday Special

    As 2018 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we sort the characters of Home...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Sorting Hat: U.S. Presidents

Sorting Hat: U.S. Presidents

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Amanda Frickle and Uncle Sam’s Sorting Hat to...

  • Sorting Hat: Friends
    December 13, 2018

    Sorting Hat: Friends

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Erin Mallory Long (@erinmallorylong), Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham), and the Sorting Turkey...

  • Mean Girls Sorting
    October 3, 2018

    Sorting Hat: Mean Girls

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Spring Fling Crown to...

  • Les Miserables Sorting Hat
    September 1, 2018

    Sorting Hat: Les Misérables

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Jessica McKenna (@JessRMcKenna) and Zach Reino (@ZachReino) of Off Book...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType). Please...

Reactions

The Real Weird Sisters

A Very Potter Musical: The Real Weird Sisters React

The time has finally come! Alice has finally watched A Very Potter Musical and is here to share all of her thoughts with Martha. Thank you...