Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

4.37 The Beginning

The Beginning (and the end) of Goblet of Fire has finally arrived! Alice and Martha wrap up the book by breaking down Harry’s recovery from the trauma...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    February 5, 2018

    4.36 The Parting of the Ways

    In the penultimate chapter of Goblet of Fire, Alice and Martha marvel at J.K. Rowling’s writing abilities, break down Sirius — er, Snuffles —...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    January 29, 2018

    4.35 Veritaserum

    Find out if Martha appropriately hyped or over-hyped this long awaited, possibly climactic chapter of the book! If you don’t enjoy this episode, Dumbledore’s eyes...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    January 22, 2018

    4.34 Priori Incantatem

    Alice and Martha are once again thrilled to spend an hour and half breaking down a ten page chapter! In this episode, we discuss...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

4.37 The Beginning

The Beginning (and the end) of Goblet of Fire has finally arrived! Alice and Martha wrap up the book by breaking down Harry’s recovery from the trauma...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    February 5, 2018

    4.36 The Parting of the Ways

    In the penultimate chapter of Goblet of Fire, Alice and Martha marvel at J.K. Rowling’s writing abilities, break down Sirius — er, Snuffles —...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    January 29, 2018

    4.35 Veritaserum

    Find out if Martha appropriately hyped or over-hyped this long awaited, possibly climactic chapter of the book! If you don’t enjoy this episode, Dumbledore’s eyes...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    January 22, 2018

    4.34 Priori Incantatem

    Alice and Martha are once again thrilled to spend an hour and half breaking down a ten page chapter! In this episode, we discuss...

Sorcerer's Stone

The Real Weird Sisters

4.33 The Death Eaters

Hello, listener, our slippery friend… Alice and Martha are back to discuss Voldemort’s sentimental side, pick apart the specifics of his return to corporeal...

Special Topics

The 2017 Real Weird Holiday Special

The 2017 Real Weird Holiday Special

As 2017 comes to a close, we want to offer you a chance to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we rank...

  • Game of Thrones Sorting, Part 2
    December 13, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 2)

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined once again by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to...

  • The Real Weird Hunger Games
    December 9, 2017

    The First Annual Real Weird Hunger Games

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Shandy Lemperle (@shandylemperle) and Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to cast, draft, and...

  • Hocus Pocus Sorting Hat
    October 31, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

    Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Game of Thrones Sorting, Part 2

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 2)

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined once again by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to...

  • Hocus Pocus Sorting Hat
    October 31, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

    Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch...

  • Game of Thrones Sorting
    September 21, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort...

  • May 18, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider...

Reactions

Fantastic Beasts Reaction

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...