Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

4.33 The Death Eaters

Hello, listener, our slippery friend… Alice and Martha are back to discuss Voldemort’s sentimental side, pick apart the specifics of his return to corporeal...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    January 8, 2018

    4.32 Flesh, Blood, and Bone

    In what is possibly the most pivotal chapter of the entire Harry Potter series, Alice and Martha fully eulogize Cedric and reflect on the life that was taken from us too...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    January 1, 2018

    4.31 The Third Task

    Bill is back, acting cooler than ever, Snuffles sends his best wishes (or does he?), and no one but Hermione seems to be able...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    December 25, 2017

    4.30 The Pensieve

    With twinkling eyes, Alice and Martha delve into the inner workings of the Pensieve, the complexities of the Crouch father-son dynamic, and the possibilities of...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

4.33 The Death Eaters

Hello, listener, our slippery friend… Alice and Martha are back to discuss Voldemort’s sentimental side, pick apart the specifics of his return to corporeal...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    January 8, 2018

    4.32 Flesh, Blood, and Bone

    In what is possibly the most pivotal chapter of the entire Harry Potter series, Alice and Martha fully eulogize Cedric and reflect on the life that was taken from us too...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    January 1, 2018

    4.31 The Third Task

    Bill is back, acting cooler than ever, Snuffles sends his best wishes (or does he?), and no one but Hermione seems to be able...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    December 25, 2017

    4.30 The Pensieve

    With twinkling eyes, Alice and Martha delve into the inner workings of the Pensieve, the complexities of the Crouch father-son dynamic, and the possibilities of...

Sorcerer's Stone

The Real Weird Sisters

4.33 The Death Eaters

Hello, listener, our slippery friend… Alice and Martha are back to discuss Voldemort’s sentimental side, pick apart the specifics of his return to corporeal...

Special Topics

The 2017 Real Weird Holiday Special

The 2017 Real Weird Holiday Special

As 2017 comes to a close, we want to offer you a chance to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we rank...

  • Game of Thrones Sorting, Part 2
    December 13, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 2)

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined once again by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to...

  • The Real Weird Hunger Games
    December 9, 2017

    The First Annual Real Weird Hunger Games

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Shandy Lemperle (@shandylemperle) and Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to cast, draft, and...

  • Hocus Pocus Sorting Hat
    October 31, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

    Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch...

News

The Real Weird Sisters Logo

Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Game of Thrones Sorting, Part 2

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 2)

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined once again by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to...

  • Hocus Pocus Sorting Hat
    October 31, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

    Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch...

  • Game of Thrones Sorting
    September 21, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort...

  • May 18, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider...

Reactions

Fantastic Beasts Reaction

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...