Monthly Archives: May 28, 2018

5.14 Percy and Padfoot

5.14 Percy and Padfoot

Harry the Sneaky Codemaster is back, which means that unfortunately, “Snuffles” is too. Quidditch practice is completely lousy, but it definitely isn’t Ron’s fault! And finally, Percy reveals himself as the world’s biggest git.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later… Read more

Shrek Goes to Hogwarts

Shrek Goes to Hogwarts

In this crossover episode, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to recast Harry Potter with characters from the Shrek universe. This is episode is definitely real weird, so just go with it! Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both the Shrek series and the Harry Potter series. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Please subscribe… Read more

5.13 Detention with Dolores

5.13 Detention with Dolores

Hermione knits hats for House Elves (she’s getting better, she can do patterns and bobbles and all sorts of things now!), Ron has the sickest burn of the book so far, and Harry spends four miserable detentions with the evil, twisted, mad, old toad. Listen to this episode for as long as it takes for the message to sink… Read more

5.12 Professor Umbridge

5.12 Professor Umbridge

Ooh, Crackpot’s feeling cranky! This chapter is a bigger downer than double potions with the Slytherins (and if that means we’re supposed to get to get matey with them, fat chance). Harry just can’t handle Ron and Hermione bickering anymore, he’s mortified when he puts his foot in his mouth with Cho, and he’s livid when Snape vanishes… Read more

5.11 The Sorting Hat’s New Song

5.11 The Sorting Hat’s New Song

Alice and Martha are back to discuss the first night back at Hogwarts! The Sorting Hat branches out a bit, Umbridge has no idea how things are done at Hogwarts, and Harry has a go at Seamus’s mam. Make sure you listen to this episode on a full stomach, or you may end up groaning in hunger… Read more