Episodes

The Real Weird Sisters

3.22 Owl Post Again

Alice and Martha have reached the end of Book 3 and are here to discuss all your burning questions! Why weren’t Fudge and Snape...

  • May 18, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    May 15, 2017

    3.21 Hermione’s Secret

    The secret is out… and no, it has nothing to do with Hogsmeade. Listen to Alice and Martha as they do their best to...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    May 8, 2017

    3.20 The Dementor’s Kiss

    ​Expecto… expecto… Alice and Martha are back to discuss six-legged races, Harry’s potential interest in Shark vs. T-Rex, and oddly memorable songs from piano...

Book Club

The Real Weird Sisters

3.22 Owl Post Again

Alice and Martha have reached the end of Book 3 and are here to discuss all your burning questions! Why weren’t Fudge and Snape...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    May 15, 2017

    3.21 Hermione’s Secret

    The secret is out… and no, it has nothing to do with Hogsmeade. Listen to Alice and Martha as they do their best to...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    May 8, 2017

    3.20 The Dementor’s Kiss

    ​Expecto… expecto… Alice and Martha are back to discuss six-legged races, Harry’s potential interest in Shark vs. T-Rex, and oddly memorable songs from piano...

  • The Real Weird Sisters
    May 1, 2017

    3.19 The Servant of Lord Voldemort

    At long last, Alice and Martha have reached the real meat of the book and couldn’t be more excited. Listen to the sisters discuss...

Special Topics

Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

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    March 16, 2017

    Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

  • February 2, 2017

    Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate...

News

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Coming Soon: The Real Weird Sisters!

We are about to make our debut! In preparation for the podcast premiere, check out the answers to some of our frequently asked questions about the...

Sorting Hat Crossovers

Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the...

  • May 3, 2017

    Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to...

  • How I Met Your Mother Logo
    March 16, 2017

    Sorting Hat: How I Met Your Mother

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to...

  • February 2, 2017

    Sorting Hat: A Series of Unfortunate Events

    In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate...

Movie Reviews

The Real Weird Sisters

Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Daniel Erenberg (@LowStakesDaniel). Be...

Reactions

Fantastic Beasts Reaction

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Real Weird Sisters React

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) react to Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Be aware that the show will contain spoilers from the...