Posts Categorized: Episodes

4.8 The Quidditch World Cup

4.8 The Quidditch World Cup

​Even though this chapter is all about SPORTS, Alice and Martha do their best to address everything non-sports-related in the chapter. This includes but is not limited to: the population of wizards in the world, cheese metaphors, and the marginalization of house-elves in wizarding society. And if you’re not going to watch at normal speed,… Read more

4.7 Bagman and Crouch

4.7 Bagman and Crouch

Alice and Martha discuss kilts, ponchos, and thigh-length galoshes; share their love of Archie the old wizard; and get confused talking about the number of Quidditch players in Great Britain.​ Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series…. Read more

4.6 The Portkey

4.6 The Portkey

​Alice and Martha engage in lively discussion of sleep schedules, the various forms of transportation in the wizarding world, and the hotness level of Robert Pattinson as they discuss chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers… Read more

4.5 Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

4.5 Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

You may not have heard this episode before, but if you’re anything like Harry, you’ll know immediately what chapter we’re here to talk about. Listen to Alice and Martha analyze just how cool Bill Weasley is, debate Charlie’s dateability, and tie it all back to Breaking Bad and the Fudge books.​ Please consider supporting us… Read more

4.4 Back to the Burrow

4.4 Back to the Burrow

If you were thinking this chapter would actually take you back to the Burrow, you are sadly mistaken. But have no fear, because this episode will still attempt to answer your most burning questions, including: what do the Dursleys do with Harry’s room during the school year? What would Cornelius Fudge and Dudley’s ship name be? And,… Read more

4.3 The Invitation

4.3 The Invitation

This one is for all the swotty little nancy boys out there. Alice and Martha are back to criticize Harry’s friends’ ideas of good food, question the methods of refrigeration in the wizarding world, and imagine Harry as a contestant on What Not to Wear. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be… Read more

4.2 The Scar

4.2 The Scar

​Alice and Martha are back to share stories of the weirdest dreams they’ve had, explain why Dumbledore is kind of a hipster, and attempt to come up with better pseudonyms for Buckbeak than “Witherwings.” Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place… Read more

4.1 The Riddle House

4.1 The Riddle House

Hi and welcome to the Frank Bryce Memorial Podcast, where your hosts bemoan the loss of one of the greatest men to ever walk the earth and honor his life with as much respect as possible. If you’ve come to hear about unexpected animals that produce milk, you’ve come to the right place. Also, learn… Read more

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics… Read more

3.22 Owl Post Again

3.22 Owl Post Again

Alice and Martha have reached the end of Book 3 and are here to discuss all your burning questions! Why weren’t Fudge and Snape aware of Hermione’s Time Turner? What’s with Dumbledore’s obsession with being cryptic? And how on earth could one swallow a whole bottle of hot butterbeer in one gulp? Plus, Alice and… Read more