Posts Categorized: Episodes

4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop

4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop

Alice and Martha pick apart every aspect of the OG #FakeNews promoter, Rita Skeeter herself, and get a little too excited talking about Professor/Queen Grubbly-Plank. We’re still trying to make S.P.U.G. happen. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in… Read more

4.23 The Yule Ball

4.23 The Yule Ball

​Dobby impressions abound in this extra-long Christmassy episode! Listen to this episode if you are interested in Alice and Martha’s favorite colors, Martha’s mouth problems, and *finally* hearing Krum speak. What’d you expect, turnips? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place… Read more

Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

Sorting Hat: Hocus Pocus

Happy Halloween! In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Paul Asleson (@paulasleson) and the Sorting Witch Hat to sort the characters of Hocus Pocus into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Hocus Pocus and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released… Read more

4.22 The Unexpected Task

4.22 The Unexpected Task

Giggles abound in one of the silliest chapters of this book as Harry and Ron struggle to find dates for the Yule Ball, Hermione struggles to fight for feminism, and Hagrid struggles to speak like a normal person. This is the 100th episode of the Real Weird Sisters and is therefore a chance for us to,… Read more

4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front

4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front

​Harry and Ron are friends again and, for once, all is right with the world. Someone ought to tell Winky. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are… Read more

4.20 The First Task

4.20 The First Task

This chapter has it all: shoddy research methods, sassy Harry moments, and awkward interactions galore! Plus, it turns out Ron isn’t the worst person in the world! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes… Read more

4.19 The Hungarian Horntail

4.19 The Hungarian Horntail

Harry is emo, Hagrid is weird, Ron is cranky, Hermione is angelic, and Rita Skeeter is in her element. What more could you want from a chapter? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes… Read more

4.18 The Weighing of the Wands

4.18 The Weighing of the Wands

Alice and Martha are back to discuss the potential of a mandatory gymnastics program at Hogwarts, debate the painfulness of Hermione’s teeth injury, and complain a lot about Snape. And don’t worry, they also complain about Ron plenty. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for… Read more

4.17 The Four Champions

4.17 The Four Champions

This chapter is all kinds of awkward, so Alice and Martha do their best to remedy the awkwardness through bad French accents, horrible Moody growls, and questionable Dumbledore-Yoda comparisons. Plus, never forget: DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains… Read more

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort the characters of Game of Thrones into Hogwarts houses. Stay tuned for part 2! Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Game of Thrones and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book… Read more