Posts Categorized: Episodes

3.22 Owl Post Again

3.22 Owl Post Again

Alice and Martha have reached the end of Book 3 and are here to discuss all your burning questions! Why weren’t Fudge and Snape aware of Hermione’s Time Turner? What’s with Dumbledore’s obsession with being cryptic? And how on earth could one swallow a whole bottle of hot butterbeer in one gulp? Plus, Alice and… Read more

Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

Sorting Hat: Desperate Housewives

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Kate Hildner (@khildner11) and the DesperHAT to sort the characters of Desperate Housewives into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Desperate Housewives and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. http://www.blogtalkradio.com/realweirdsisters/2017/05/18/sorting-hat-desperate-housewives.mp3Podcast: Play… Read more

3.21 Hermione’s Secret

3.21 Hermione’s Secret

The secret is out… and no, it has nothing to do with Hogsmeade. Listen to Alice and Martha as they do their best to put themselves in Snape’s shoes, confuse themselves talking about time travel, and assess the root of Harry’s “saving people thing.” Warning: tears are shed. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler… Read more

3.20 The Dementor’s Kiss

3.20 The Dementor’s Kiss

​Expecto… expecto… Alice and Martha are back to discuss six-legged races, Harry’s potential interest in Shark vs. T-Rex, and oddly memorable songs from piano lessons. And, shocker of all shockers, it’s still all Snape’s fault. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take… Read more

Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

Sorting Hat: Ratatouille

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Mike Bloom (@AMikeBloomType) and the Sorting Toque to sort the characters of Ratatouille into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Ratatouille and the Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday. Please consider… Read more

3.19 The Servant of Lord Voldemort

3.19 The Servant of Lord Voldemort

At long last, Alice and Martha have reached the real meat of the book and couldn’t be more excited. Listen to the sisters discuss Snape’s implicit bias towards werewolves, compare the miserable post-James lives of each of the marauders, and delve deep into the question we’ve all wondered: what musical instrument would Wormtail have played… Read more

3.18 Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

3.18 Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

​The Real Weird Sisters are back with a very special announcement and a very short chapter to discuss! Listen to Alice and Martha debate Harry’s intelligence, discuss the many bachelors and bachelorettes living in Hogsmeade, and wonder just why it took Lupin so long to realize that the rat was in fact, the rat. Please… Read more

3.17 Cat, Rat, and Dog

3.17 Cat, Rat, and Dog

Wriggle madly in your seats as you listen to Alice and Martha question Harry’s behavior towards Crookshanks, wonder about dental options in Azkaban, and do what they do best – relate it all back to Ratatouille and Hamilton. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in… Read more

3.16 Professor Trelawney’s Prediction

3.16 Professor Trelawney’s Prediction

IT WILL HAPPEN TONIGHT. Find yourself a nice, quiet room (or a nice quiet room) to listen to Alice and Martha nitpick Hermione’s schedule, psychoanalyze Draco’s actions, and discuss aspects of Muggle society that are perhaps more advanced than wizard society. Plus, learn way more than you wanted to know about flobberworms and hear what is… Read more

3.15 The Quidditch Final

3.15 The Quidditch Final

The gang is back! Alice and Martha couldn’t be happier to be back on Team Ron at long last. Listen to the Real Weird Sisters compare Divination to yoga, argue about the degree of Crookshanks’s intelligence, and, of course, talk about sports! Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which… Read more