Posts Categorized: Book Club

4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop

4.24 Rita Skeeter’s Scoop

Alice and Martha pick apart every aspect of the OG #FakeNews promoter, Rita Skeeter herself, and get a little too excited talking about Professor/Queen Grubbly-Plank. We’re still trying to make S.P.U.G. happen. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in… Read more

4.23 The Yule Ball

4.23 The Yule Ball

​Dobby impressions abound in this extra-long Christmassy episode! Listen to this episode if you are interested in Alice and Martha’s favorite colors, Martha’s mouth problems, and *finally* hearing Krum speak. What’d you expect, turnips? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place… Read more

4.22 The Unexpected Task

4.22 The Unexpected Task

Giggles abound in one of the silliest chapters of this book as Harry and Ron struggle to find dates for the Yule Ball, Hermione struggles to fight for feminism, and Hagrid struggles to speak like a normal person. This is the 100th episode of the Real Weird Sisters and is therefore a chance for us to,… Read more

4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front

4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front

​Harry and Ron are friends again and, for once, all is right with the world. Someone ought to tell Winky. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are… Read more

4.20 The First Task

4.20 The First Task

This chapter has it all: shoddy research methods, sassy Harry moments, and awkward interactions galore! Plus, it turns out Ron isn’t the worst person in the world! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes… Read more

4.19 The Hungarian Horntail

4.19 The Hungarian Horntail

Harry is emo, Hagrid is weird, Ron is cranky, Hermione is angelic, and Rita Skeeter is in her element. What more could you want from a chapter? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes… Read more

4.18 The Weighing of the Wands

4.18 The Weighing of the Wands

Alice and Martha are back to discuss the potential of a mandatory gymnastics program at Hogwarts, debate the painfulness of Hermione’s teeth injury, and complain a lot about Snape. And don’t worry, they also complain about Ron plenty. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for… Read more

4.17 The Four Champions

4.17 The Four Champions

This chapter is all kinds of awkward, so Alice and Martha do their best to remedy the awkwardness through bad French accents, horrible Moody growls, and questionable Dumbledore-Yoda comparisons. Plus, never forget: DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains… Read more

4.16 The Goblet of Fire

4.16 The Goblet of Fire

The sisters swap stories of being almost as awkward as Ron around famous people, battle for best (or worst) Fleur impression, and get grossed out by a lot of strange foods in this chapter. Watch out for talons! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for… Read more

4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

Before they even have a chance to mispronounce foreign schools’ names, Alice and Martha get bogged down in the linguistic trenches of Harry Potter spells. But don’t worry, they give themselves plenty of chances for pronunciation humiliation throughout this episode!​ Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains… Read more