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Professor Flitwick: Character Study, Part 2

Professor Flitwick: Character Study, Part 2

Alice and Martha resume inferring things about tiny little Professor Flitwick. Find out why he wasn’t a member of the Order, what was really going on with dear old Pomona, and whether or not Charms really is a soft option on this week’s character study!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are… Read more

Professor Flitwick: Character Study, Part 1

Professor Flitwick: Character Study, Part 1

Without much source material to go off of, Alice and Martha are left to make a lot of interferences about this week’s character, Filius Flitwick! Luckily, the Wiki seems to have a lot of information about this tiny little miniature professor as well. Pour yourself a Shirley Temple (with umbrella, of course!), smack your lips… Read more

Into the Pensieve: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 – The Bad Beginning

Into the Pensieve: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 – The Bad Beginning

In this podcast (a word which here means “a recorded discussion between two real weird sisters”), Alice and Martha delve into The Bad Beginning, the first book of Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events. In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s… Read more

Cho Chang: Character Study

Cho Chang: Character Study

Alice and Martha discuss Cho, Cho from Harry’s point of view, and Cho from Hermione’s point of view on this week’s episode. From really good Quidditch player to the person Cedric would miss most, to the human hosepipe, Cho goes through a lot during her time at Hogwarts.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters… Read more

The 2023 Real Weird Holiday Special

The 2023 Real Weird Holiday Special

As 2023 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. First, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shandy to speculate about how Wizarding World characters would act at an “office” holiday party. Up second (00:40:55), the sisters Take Five on Christmas classic Fred Claus, with special guest Shut… Read more

Into the Pensieve: Magic Tree House

Into the Pensieve: Magic Tree House

Alice and Martha reminisce on Mary Pope Osborne’s hit children’s series, Magic Tree House, in which Jack and Annie stumble across a treehouse filled with books (both old AND new), and enter a world which is entirely their own, book after book after book after book! In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared… Read more

Phineas Nigellus Black: Character Study

Phineas Nigellus Black: Character Study

Believe it or not, Alice and Martha manage to fit Phineas Nigellus Black’s entire character arc into one podcast! The thin, reedy voice comes out more than a few times, as well as the voices of many of the old headmasters, who, by the way, are honor-bound to serve the current headmaster!  So, pull up… Read more

Take Five, Take 4.9: Goblet of Fire, 40:01-45:00

Take Five, Take 4.9: Goblet of Fire, 40:01-45:00

Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to discuss another five minutes of Mike Newell’s cinematic masterpiece! These five minutes are heavy on Sirius, birds (finally!) and amazing acting by Harry (as usual). Plus, the world goes topsy-turvy when it comes time for all the segments!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon!… Read more

Take Five, Take 4.8: Goblet of Fire, 35:01-40:00

Take Five, Take 4.8: Goblet of Fire, 35:01-40:00

Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to discuss Mike Newell’s most unhinged five minutes yet. McGonagall proves to be the only sane adult in the room, as well as possibly the only good actor in the five minutes. Plus, Harry and Ron get into a very convincing fight and Tim picks… Read more

Into the Pensieve: Among the Hidden

Into the Pensieve: Among the Hidden

Alice and Martha enjoy their privilege as first and second children as they discuss Margaret Peterson Haddix’s twisty thrill ride, Among the Hidden. This top secret podcast can be found on “The Net”… and the super secret password is free. In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading… Read more