Real Weirdos

Each week on our book club, we gave out an award for the breakout star of the chapter. All characters were eligible except for Harry himself. Now we are using the Real Weirdos list to determine the order for our Character Studies series.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
  1. Albus Dumbledore
  2. The Brazilian Boa Constrictor
  3. Vernon Dursley
  4. Rubeus Hagrid
  5. Garrick Ollivander
  6. Ron Weasley
  7. The Sorting Hat
  8. Severus Snape
  9. Draco Malfoy
  10. Oliver Wood
  11. Hermione Granger
  12. Albus Dumbledore
  13. Neville Longbottom
  14. Rubeus Hagrid
  15. Firenze
  16. Ron Weasley
  17. Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  1. Dudley Dursley
  2. Dobby
  3. Molly Weasley
  4. Lucius Malfoy
  5. Ron Weasley
  6. Gilderoy Lockhart
  7. Rubeus Hagrid
  8. Nearly Headless Nick
  9. Cuthbert Binns
  10. Hermione Granger
  11. Ernie MacMillan
  12. Percy Weasley
  13. Tom Marvolo Riddle
  14. Cornelius Fudge
  15. Aragog
  16. Moaning Myrtle
  17. Fawkes
  18. Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  1. Wendelin the Weird
  2. Marge Dursley
  3. Stan Shunpike
  4. Fred and George Weasley
  5. Remus Lupin
  6. Sybill Trelawney
  7. Neville Longbottom
  8. Remus Lupin
  9. Oliver Wood
  10. Rubeus Hagrid
  11. Minerva McGonagall
  12. Oliver Wood
  13. Rolanda Hooch
  14. Severus Snape
  15. Hermione Granger
  16. Sybill Trelawney
  17. Crookshanks
  18. Scabbers
  19. Sirius Black
  20. Sirius Black
  21. Albus Dumbledore
  22. Remus Lupin
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  1. Frank Bryce
  2. Sirius Black
  3. Vernon Dursley
  4. Arthur Weasley
  5. Bill Weasley
  6. Amos Diggory
  7. Archie
  8. Hassan Mostafa
  9. Hermione Granger
  10. Molly Weasley
  11. Draco Malfoy
  12. Dennis Creevey
  13. Sybill Trelawney
  14. Mad-Eye Moody
  15. Olympe Maxime
  16. Poliakoff
  17. Ludo Bagman
  18. Rita Skeeter
  19. Rubeus Hagrid
  20. Igor Karkaroff
  21. Dobby
  22. Hermione Granger
  23. Parvati and Padma Patil
  24. Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
  25. Moaning Myrtle
  26. Dobby
  27. Sirius “Snuffles” Black
  28. Barty Crouch, Sr.
  29. Fred and George Weasley
  30. Albus Dumbledore
  31. Cedric Diggory
  32. Wormtail 🙁
  33. Voldemort
  34. Lily and James Potter
  35. Barty Crouch, Jr.
  36. Severus Snape
  37. Rubeus Hagrid
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  1. Bungy the Budgerigar
  2. Petunia Dursley
  3. Nymphadora Tonks
  4. Ginny Weasley
  5. Mundungus Fletcher
  6. Kreacher
  7. Arthur Weasley
  8. Arabella Figg
  9. Ron Weasley
  10. Luna Lovegood
  11. Dolores Umbridge
  12. Minerva McGonagall
  13. Hermione Granger
  14. Fred and George Weasley
  15. Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
  16. Zacharias Smith
  17. Hedwig
  18. Dobby
  19. Minerva McGonagall
  20. Rubeus Hagrid
  21. Hermione Granger
  22. Sirius Black
  23. Phineas Nigellus Black
  24. Severus Snape
  25. Cho Chang
  26. Albus Dumbledore
  27. Albus Dumbledore
  28. Filius Flitwick
  29. Fred and George Weasley
  30. Grawp
  31. Professors Tofty and Marchbanks
  32. Hermione Granger
  33. Luna Lovegood
  34. Ron Weasley
  35. Neville Longbottom
  36. Albus Dumbledore
  37. Albus Dumbledore
  38. Luna Lovegood
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  1. The Muggle Prime Minister
  2. Severus Snape
  3. Albus Dumbledore
  4. Horace Slughorn
  5. Molly Weasley
  6. Draco Malfoy
  7. Marcus Belby
  8. Nearly Headless Nick
  9. Horace Slughorn
  10. Bob Ogden
  11. Hermione Granger
  12. Leanne
  13. Mrs. Cole
  14. Demelza Robbins
  15. Sanguini
  16. Celestina Warbeck
  17. Me cousin Fergus
  18. Wilkie “Dunghead” Twycross
  19. Cormac McLaggen
  20. Hepzibah Smith
  21. Nymphadora Tonks
  22. Rubeus Hagrid
  23. Albus Dumbledore
  24. Ginny Weasley
  25. Sybill Trelawney
  26. Albus Dumbledore
  27. Albus Dumbledore
  28. Severus Snape
  29. Fleur Delacour
  30. Ron Weasley
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
  1. Charity Burbage
  2. Betty Braithwaite 
  3. Dudley Dursley
  4. Hedwig Potter
  5. Remus Lupin
  6. Monsieur Delacour
  7. Rubeus Hagrid
  8. Auntie Muriel
  9. Old Dusty
  10. Kreacher
  11. Ron Weasley
  12. Kreacher
  13. Albert Runcorn
  14. Gregorovitch
  15. Dirk Cresswell
  16. Hermione Granger 
  17. Nagini
  18. Hermione Granger
  19. Ron Weasley
  20. Xenophilius Lovegood
  21. Death
  22. River (Lee Jordan)
  23. Dobby
  24. Griphook
  25. Remus John Lupin
  26. Travers
  27. The Gringotts Dragon
  28. Aberforth Dumbledore
  29. Terry Boot
  30. Minerva McGonagall
  31. Percy Weasley
  32. Luna Lovegood
  33. Severus Snape
  34. Lily Potter
  35. Albus Dumbledore
  36. Neville Longbottom 
  37. Albus Severus Potter
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
  1. Scorpius Malfoy
  2. Ginny Weasley Potter
  3. Delphini Diggory
  4. Albus Severus Potter