Posts Tagged: chapter 8

7.8 The Wedding

7.8 The Wedding

Thanks to Cousin Barny’s outstanding attention span, this vunderful chapter is filled with beautiful wedding quotes, which are quite useful for social media posts when people you love get married! This chapter also brings the long-awaited introduction of the effervescent Auntie Muriel, charming family memories of old Uncle Bilius, and intriguing theories about Mr. Weasley’s… Read more

6.8 Snape Victorious

6.8 Snape Victorious

Does the Hogwarts Express have a conductor? Is Episkey or Tergeo more useful? Is Tonks’s new Patronus a wolf, a werewolf, or an Alfonso werewolf? And what is the difference between chocolate gateau and chocolate cake? Alice and Martha are back to answer the most important questions of the book thus far. Plus, Nearly Headless Nick digs for hot gossip… Read more

5.8 The Hearing

5.8 The Hearing

Once again, Alice and Martha discuss the concerning practices of the Wizarding World’s criminal justice system, as Harry faces a full trial in front of the Wizengamot. Alice and Martha also take issue with Dumbledore’s aloof demeanor, uncover the Bones family catchphrase, and empathize with Mrs. Figg as she take the witness stand. And of… Read more

4.8 The Quidditch World Cup

4.8 The Quidditch World Cup

​Even though this chapter is all about SPORTS, Alice and Martha do their best to address everything non-sports-related in the chapter. This includes but is not limited to: the population of wizards in the world, cheese metaphors, and the marginalization of house-elves in wizarding society. And if you’re not going to watch at normal speed,… Read more

3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady

3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady

In this episode, Alice and Martha discuss forged signatures, mail-order dark creatures, and the ever more tragic tale of Harry’s lack of a Hogsmeade permission slip in their best would-be casual voices. They also analyze Harry’s fear of dementors and uncover an unplottable plothole. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for… Read more

2.8 The Deathday Party

2.8 The Deathday Party

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.

1.8 The Potions Master

1.8 The Potions Master

The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.