No underage wizards allowed in today! (Just kidding.) Alice and Martha analyze the magic of the Marauder’s Map and question the implications of the apostrophe placement on the map’s name, wonder exactly how hot Madam Rosmerta can really be, and dissect the adults’ drink orders in the Three Broomsticks. Harry also learns the “truth” about… Read more
Hogwarts is on lockdown! Alice and Martha analyze the emergency procedures at Hogwarts, rank detention assignments, and question Hogwarts’s lack of extracurricular activities. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe… Read more
In this episode, Alice and Martha discuss forged signatures, mail-order dark creatures, and the ever more tragic tale of Harry’s lack of a Hogsmeade permission slip in their best would-be casual voices. They also analyze Harry’s fear of dementors and uncover an unplottable plothole. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for… Read more
Riddikulus! Alice and Martha are back to share their greatest fears, both as children and adults. Plus, they come up with a fabulous Halloween costume and analyze Snape’s inexcusable behavior. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every… Read more
In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate Events into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both A Series of Unfortunate Events and the Harry Potter series. Though we sort only the characters from the first season of the… Read more
