One of Martha’s predictions from last week comes true as Harry finds himself in detention with Lockhart, hearing voices that no one else can hear. Is lilac ink really so strange, and who/what exactly is Gladys Gudgeon? Alice and Martha don’t even need Quora to ask the most pressing questins on this week’s episode! Please… Read more
Oh, cheer up, listeners! Alice and Martha return to the One Page at a Time series, while the trio returns home for the summer holidays. All on this page: the first sighting of a very tiny owl, an absence of food (especially chocolate), and a few good games of Exploding Snap! Please consider supporting us… Read more
It might be the most boring five minutes yet, but that doesn’t mean it will be most boring Take Five yet! Alice and Martha are joined once again by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss more of the maze (maize?), the incredibly underwhelming red sparks, and the thrilling discovery Cedric makes upon being transported… Read more
On this Take Five, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim talk mistakes of epic proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we’re close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there’s still lots to cover before we reach the goblet, which only Professor… Read more
Alice and Martha close the book on Fleur, discussing her arc in the seventh book. Fleur may be ‘ideous as one of the seven Potters, but don’t worry – her beauty is noted in just about every other scene! And it doesn’t seem like she minded spending Christmas with Ron and missing out on Celestina’s… Read more
