Aunt Marge arrives at the Dursleys, who were damn good to take Harry in! Alice and Martha discuss Dursley family dynamics, Colonel Fubster, Ripper and more on this week’s episode! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to… Read more
Alice and Martha discuss the first of Hagrid’s tales, as he tells Harry the story of Lily and James’ murder with some interesting “insights” into what may have happened that night. Get ready for some amazing Hagrid impressions and even though they might have cookies, don’t be tempted to go to the dark side! Please… Read more
Alice and Martha follow Harry and Dumbledore into a world entirely their own, as Dunderbore – sorry, Dumberton, meets young Tom Riddle for the first time. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make… Read more
Sirius dusts off his voice on this week’s episode, as Alice and Martha enter the Shrieking Shack (mansion?) to hear all about how Sirius survived and escaped the very realistic Azkaban prison. Plus, Hermione manages not to be annoying, and Lupin enters teacher mode with some excellent classroom management skills. Please consider supporting us on… Read more
How very right Alice and Martha were about the first single-digit One Page at a Time! “Jim Dale” gets to do the full narration this week, as Mr. Dursley drifts into an uneasy sleep and the cat on the wall doesn’t move an inch (wow!). Dumbledore stomps down the Privet Drive runway, and while we’re… Read more
Nearly Headless Nick has his 500th Deathday Party upstaged by not only the Headless Hunt, but Myrtle and Peeves as well on this week’s One Page at a Time! Find out whether or not Jacob’s sibling is a ghost, whether or not Mary would be capable of drawing flying moldy peanuts, and which memes fit… Read more
Firenze comes galloping in to save Divination! Alice and Martha discuss his CGI movie portrayal, the likelihood of teenagers swooning over a centaur, and an “I love magic!” moment on this week’s One Page at a Time. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are… Read more
Did a veela send a blast out into the universe? Alice and Martha make some confident (not necessarily correct) assertions about the movie, forget to give a moral of the week, and test out lots of character impressions on this week’s One Page at a Time! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes… Read more
Alice and Martha break down the most fun and hilarious page yet! Dumbledore senses traces of magic in a very mysterious manner, Harry brags about his fitness and his youth, and Voldemort once again fails to realize that physical pain is not the worst thing in the world. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters… Read more
Alice and Martha discuss the Dursleys’ initial reactions to his first Hogwarts letter and dive into some interesting canonical lore that may or may not actually explain who is responsible for sending the letters. Hopefully you don’t have to silently fight Dudley for a chance to listen at the keyhole to this episode! Please consider… Read more
