Monthly Archives: December 29, 2025

One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 720

One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 720

Alice and Martha discuss Dumbledore’s Tale at King’s Cross. With so much dialogue from Dumbledore, this week is ripe with band an album name options! Plus, find out which MGP illustration would make an excellent Christmas tree topper,  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows… Read more

The 2025 Real Weird Holiday Special

The 2025 Real Weird Holiday Special

We are back to celebrate the holiday season in the realest and weirdest ways possible. First, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shandy to simulate a Secret Santa gift exchange with members of the Order of the Phoenix. Secondly (00:30:41), the sisters do a deep dive into all the mentions of the word… Read more

One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 270

One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 270

Alice and Martha tell a group of second-year girls about Sirius’s break-in – oh wait, that’s Ron! From Sirius’s ghastly visage to Ron’s ability to make him scamper, Ron’s tale is sure to impress on this week’s One Page at a Time.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and… Read more

One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 177

One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 177

Harry’s arm bones might not be back yet, but Dobby is! On this week’s One Page at a Time, Alice and Martha discuss linguistics, magical medicine, house elves, and more.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to… Read more

Take Five, Take 4.29: Goblet of Fire, 140:01-145:00

Take Five, Take 4.29: Goblet of Fire, 140:01-145:00

Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to (nearly) wrap up Goblet of Fire! Some more amazing acting from the trio, including an amazing bounce-back to full spirits from Harry, along with some sentimental goodbyes from the lovely ladies of Beauxbatons and the gentlemen of Durmstrang round out Mike Newell’s magnum opus. Don’t… Read more