Posts Categorized: Take Five

Take Five, Take 8: Prisoner of Azkaban, 35:01-40:00

Take Five, Take 8: Prisoner of Azkaban, 35:01-40:00

HEH! WOOOOO!!! It’s time for another joyride through Alfonso’s magnum opus. Returning guest Shut Up Tim is back, and so is Bem, back with another gloomy warning. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to… Read more

Take Five, Take 7: Prisoner of Azkaban, 30:01-35:00

Take Five, Take 7: Prisoner of Azkaban, 30:01-35:00

Recurring guest Shut Up Tim returns to once again attempt to shed light on the way Alfonso’s beautiful, dark twisted mind works. In this five minutes, Harry attends Divination and Care of Magical Creatures, though we’re not quite yet to HEH! WOOO! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday… Read more

Take Five, Take 6: Prisoner of Azkaban, 25:01-30:00

Take Five, Take 6: Prisoner of Azkaban, 25:01-30:00

Recurring guest Shut Up Tim returns for the next five minutes of Alfonso’s magnum opus, in which the trio gets settled at Hogwarts for the year. Michael Gambon gives a foreboding speech, the new Fat Lady makes her first appearance, and Harry makes the mistake of eating one of those candies. There’s also a very… Read more

Take Five, Take 5: Prisoner of Azkaban, 20:01-25:00

Take Five, Take 5: Prisoner of Azkaban, 20:01-25:00

The Real Weird Sisters are joined again by recurring guest Shut Up Tim. In addition to analyzing an important five minutes, filled with frog puppets, new “Flitwick,” and Alfonso’s take on dementors, the official Real Weird Sisters each sample a Take 5 candy bar, and get an important cameo update from a very cool actor…. Read more

Take Five, Take 4: Prisoner of Azkaban, 15:01-20:00

Take Five, Take 4: Prisoner of Azkaban, 15:01-20:00

It’s time for the next five minutes of Prisoner of Azkaban – we’re flying through this movie as fast as all of the MVBs ! Shut Up Tim is back for another guest appearance and Alice scrutinizes Alfonso’s scene cuts, in a classic “Owless” moment. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are… Read more

Take Five, Take 3: Prisoner of Azkaban, 10:01-15:00

Take Five, Take 3: Prisoner of Azkaban, 10:01-15:00

The Real Weird Sisters are joined again by recurring guest Shut Up Tim to review what is quite possibly the worst five minute chunk of Prisoner of Azkaban. From the kneeslapper “mind your heads” moment to the “right smart bird” moment, there is plenty to dissect, though we know we’ll never fully understand the intricacies… Read more

Take Five, Take 2: Prisoner of Azkaban, 05:01-10:00

Take Five, Take 2: Prisoner of Azkaban, 05:01-10:00

The Real Weird Sisters and Tim discuss everything about minute 5:01 TO minute 10:00 of Prisoner of Azkaban. Dudley watches two television sets simultaneously, the CGI Snuffles inspires an impression from a surprising source, and the Shrunken Heads (Alfonso’s legacy) make their first appearance. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released… Read more

Take Five, Take 1: Prisoner of Azkaban 00:00-05:00

Take Five, Take 1: Prisoner of Azkaban 00:00-05:00

The Real Weird Sisters sit down with Shut Up Tim to discuss the first five minutes of the Prisoner of Azkaban movie, kicking off a new regular Real Weird podcast series called “Take Five.” Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t… Read more