Alice and Martha discuss a Goblet of Fire scene in which Karkaroff corners Snape to discuss something absolutely top secret and baffling after Harry’s potions class. What could it possibly be?? If anyone asks what you’re doing while listening to this episode, just tell them you’re cleaning up armadillo bile. Please consider supporting us on… Read more
Our Real Weird Queen makes her first appearance on One Page at a Time, and Alice and Martha stand with Parvati and hope she stays, that woman! Malfoy does some sniping, Harry defends Hagrid, and the girls get a chance to bond with the unicorns on the 440th page of Goblet of Fire. Please consider… Read more
Happy birthday, Shandy and Alicia! That’s right, Alice and Martha’s second task prediction came true as Harry fights off green-bearded mermen to be a hero. What are the other champions playing at?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to… Read more
Did a veela send a blast out into the universe? Alice and Martha make some confident (not necessarily correct) assertions about the movie, forget to give a moral of the week, and test out lots of character impressions on this week’s One Page at a Time! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes… Read more
Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim close the book on Mike Newell’s magnum opus, discussing the credits of Goblet of Fire. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss… Read more
Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to (nearly) wrap up Goblet of Fire! Some more amazing acting from the trio, including an amazing bounce-back to full spirits from Harry, along with some sentimental goodbyes from the lovely ladies of Beauxbatons and the gentlemen of Durmstrang round out Mike Newell’s magnum opus. Don’t… Read more
Alice and Martha return to the fourth book as Harry prepares for the third task. A sweet moment from Ced, a not-so-sweet moment from Amos, and an almost non-existent moment from Mrs. Diggory take up the first half of the page, while Mrs. Weasley’s reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Ogg and Bill simply… Read more
Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim discuss the 28th five minutes of Goblet of Fire, which includes the reveal of the real Moody and a special bonding moment over shared scars, all of which is apparently extremely boring to Dumbledore. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and… Read more
It’s finally time for the iconic “MY BOYYYY” moment. Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim reconvene to discuss Harry’s amazing acting, Moody’s impressive impressions, and… was that the Giant Squid?? Plus, Alice has both a Slumdog Millionaire moment and possibly her dumbest guess of all time (according to Tim) during the Gimme Five. … Read more
Alice and Martha discuss the 597th page of Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore makes his first significant appearance of the One Page at a Time series as he explains a world which is entirely his own to Harry and Fawkes’s presence is heavily implied. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released… Read more
