Alice and Martha recap Chapter 11 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, AKA the story of “The Boy Who Cried Dark Wizard.” We really just can’t wait to finally get to Hogwarts. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place… Read more
Alice and Martha debate which Weasley is Mrs. Weasley’s favorite, discuss the power of the press in Harry Potter, and complain about Percy… but what else is new. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club… Read more
You-Know-Who’s mark has been cast in the sky… and yes, Harry, when we say You-Know-Who, we mean Voldemort. Alice and Martha question the emergency protocol at the Quidditch World Cup, assess Ron’s level of privilege, and share stories of the most important things they’ve ever lost. Plus, Martha speaks French! Please consider supporting us on… Read more
Even though this chapter is all about SPORTS, Alice and Martha do their best to address everything non-sports-related in the chapter. This includes but is not limited to: the population of wizards in the world, cheese metaphors, and the marginalization of house-elves in wizarding society. And if you’re not going to watch at normal speed,… Read more
Alice and Martha discuss kilts, ponchos, and thigh-length galoshes; share their love of Archie the old wizard; and get confused talking about the number of Quidditch players in Great Britain. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series…. Read more
Alice and Martha engage in lively discussion of sleep schedules, the various forms of transportation in the wizarding world, and the hotness level of Robert Pattinson as they discuss chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers… Read more
You may not have heard this episode before, but if you’re anything like Harry, you’ll know immediately what chapter we’re here to talk about. Listen to Alice and Martha analyze just how cool Bill Weasley is, debate Charlie’s dateability, and tie it all back to Breaking Bad and the Fudge books. Please consider supporting us… Read more
If you were thinking this chapter would actually take you back to the Burrow, you are sadly mistaken. But have no fear, because this episode will still attempt to answer your most burning questions, including: what do the Dursleys do with Harry’s room during the school year? What would Cornelius Fudge and Dudley’s ship name be? And,… Read more
This one is for all the swotty little nancy boys out there. Alice and Martha are back to criticize Harry’s friends’ ideas of good food, question the methods of refrigeration in the wizarding world, and imagine Harry as a contestant on What Not to Wear. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be… Read more
Alice and Martha are back to share stories of the weirdest dreams they’ve had, explain why Dumbledore is kind of a hipster, and attempt to come up with better pseudonyms for Buckbeak than “Witherwings.” Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place… Read more
