Posted February 2, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
Dumbledore’s phone is blowing up, Lucius is about to lose his servant, and Harry knows exactly where to look during this important exchange. Alice and Martha break down this surprisingly falling-action page of Chamber of Secrets. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released… Read more
Posted January 26, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha return to the Hospital Wing, where the remaining professors (who haven’t been murdered like the headmaster) decide what to do with the school, even if there’s not a monster in the bowels of the castle. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows… Read more
Posted January 12, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
This week’s episode features Snape’s first speaking appearance, both in the books and in the One Page at a Time series. Alice and Martha discuss the wonderful pedagogy behind Snape’s Potions lesson as well as Seamus’s inherent charisma. Plus, find out which unlikely character is most like a bird! Please consider supporting us on Patreon!… Read more
Posted January 5, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
Something horrible has happened here! This page may not be pretty, but Alice and Martha find plenty to discuss about Slughorn’s “murder” scene. Harry plays detective, Slughorn has to have his piano, Dumbledore is five steps ahead of everyone else, as usual. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special… Read more
Posted December 29, 2025 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha discuss Dumbledore’s Tale at King’s Cross. With so much dialogue from Dumbledore, this week is ripe with band an album name options! Plus, find out which MGP illustration would make an excellent Christmas tree topper, Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows… Read more
Posted December 15, 2025 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha tell a group of second-year girls about Sirius’s break-in – oh wait, that’s Ron! From Sirius’s ghastly visage to Ron’s ability to make him scamper, Ron’s tale is sure to impress on this week’s One Page at a Time. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and… Read more
Posted December 8, 2025 by RealWeirdAlice
Harry’s arm bones might not be back yet, but Dobby is! On this week’s One Page at a Time, Alice and Martha discuss linguistics, magical medicine, house elves, and more. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to… Read more
Posted November 24, 2025 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha return to the fourth book as Harry prepares for the third task. A sweet moment from Ced, a not-so-sweet moment from Amos, and an almost non-existent moment from Mrs. Diggory take up the first half of the page, while Mrs. Weasley’s reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Ogg and Bill simply… Read more
Posted November 17, 2025 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha continue to strike seventh book gold as they discuss another chapter from “The Goblin’s Revenge.” Ron’s unreasonable and irascible mood dominate this page as the trio discusses all of their deep inside knowledge that could help them track down the horcruxes, including the lightbulb moment that Voldemort was educated at Hogwarts! Please… Read more
Posted November 10, 2025 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha return to the thrilling page sequence in Sirius’s bedroom. A shady reference to Muriel, a (Hermione voice) “Harry” and a possible hint of Bucky’s presence? What more could we ask for?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t… Read more