Posted March 2, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha head back to the seventh book, where Harry and Hermione are about to find out the truth (?) about Dumbledore’s friendships with both Grindelwald and “Dogbreath” Doge. Plus, find out if Chuck Knives prevailed and how Zach W. has been confirming his listenership! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes… Read more
Posted February 23, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha discuss page 328 of book 6 for the second time in a week! It’s almost Christmas and Harry and Ron have a lot to discuss after Slughorn’s party. Fred and George may be off to the muggle village, but Harry and Ron are the ones learning valuable lessons about hard work and… Read more
Posted February 16, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
It’s back to the Potions classroom this week, as Ron pays the price for sloppy chopping and Draco milks his “injured arm.” Snape’s just trying his best to be happy, can you blame him for wanting to teach Ron a lesson? (Alice and Martha can). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are… Read more
Posted February 9, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha return to Sorcerer’s Stone for a unique Hermione and Ron POV page. Draco is full of witty jabs, Neville is full of amazing comebacks, and Ron is surprisingly composed. And yes, Snape’s refereeing. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget… Read more
Posted February 2, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
Dumbledore’s phone is blowing up, Lucius is about to lose his servant, and Harry knows exactly where to look during this important exchange. Alice and Martha break down this surprisingly falling-action page of Chamber of Secrets. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released… Read more
Posted January 26, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha return to the Hospital Wing, where the remaining professors (who haven’t been murdered like the headmaster) decide what to do with the school, even if there’s not a monster in the bowels of the castle. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows… Read more
Posted January 12, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
This week’s episode features Snape’s first speaking appearance, both in the books and in the One Page at a Time series. Alice and Martha discuss the wonderful pedagogy behind Snape’s Potions lesson as well as Seamus’s inherent charisma. Plus, find out which unlikely character is most like a bird! Please consider supporting us on Patreon!… Read more
Posted January 5, 2026 by RealWeirdAlice
Something horrible has happened here! This page may not be pretty, but Alice and Martha find plenty to discuss about Slughorn’s “murder” scene. Harry plays detective, Slughorn has to have his piano, Dumbledore is five steps ahead of everyone else, as usual. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special… Read more
Posted December 29, 2025 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha discuss Dumbledore’s Tale at King’s Cross. With so much dialogue from Dumbledore, this week is ripe with band an album name options! Plus, find out which MGP illustration would make an excellent Christmas tree topper, Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows… Read more
Posted December 15, 2025 by RealWeirdAlice
Alice and Martha tell a group of second-year girls about Sirius’s break-in – oh wait, that’s Ron! From Sirius’s ghastly visage to Ron’s ability to make him scamper, Ron’s tale is sure to impress on this week’s One Page at a Time. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and… Read more