If you thought you heard our dulcet tones, you were right! Alice and Martha are back to discuss Harry’s first night at the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix (the wat?), as Harry loses his temper, Hedwig hoots glumly, and Ron urges Hermione to let Harry breathe! Admist all this chaos, Ginny begins to take after her… Read more
Alice and Martha analyze Harry’s first interaction with the real Mad-Eye Moody, empathize with Tonks’s inclination to show off for a celebrity, and poke fun at Lupin’s ability (or lack thereof) to flirt. Make sure to finish this episode before the Dursleys return home from the non-existent All-England Best-Kept Lawn Competition! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler… Read more
Do squibs have a special gift for communicating with cats? Did Mrs. Polkiss slip something into Dudley’s tea? And why is Harry obsessed with going on the run and becoming a fugitive? Alice and Martha (and Bungy) are back to answer your most pressing questions about this chapter! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning!… Read more
Alice and Martha are beyond excited to start Order of the Phoenix, and the first chapter of the book does not disappoint! Take a seat in the nearest hydrangea patch to eavesdrop as we discuss water skiing budgerigars (water skiing what?!), wilting salads, and Big D’s newly acquired affinity for “the noble sport.” Please consider supporting us on… Read more
